Isn't it Ironic? Dontcha Think?

(No longer Secret Squirrel Post)

Last week someone brought a bag of fortune cookies to work and left them out on the faculty room table. I ate one and low and behold there were four fortunes in it. This is what they said.

Doubt is a beautiful twilight that enhances every object.

and

The benefits of our efforts are not always obvious.

and

Listen these next few days to your friends to get answers you seek.

and

You will be singled out for a special promotion within the month.

Yeah...that's what I said.